Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Smart One-liners On God

Smart One-liners On God
God loves dumb people. He keeps making them.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be funny.
I prayed for a bike. It did not work, so I stole a bike and asked God to forgive me.
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