Smart One-liners On Alcohol
Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don’t have it.
Alcoholics ANONYMOUS stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic.’
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure helps buy a drink to make misery easier to live with.
I always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floored.
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
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